Avatard

Went to see Avatar(d) with some good friends.  It was like witnessing a head-on collision between Battleship Earth and Disney's Pocahontas, or dating the retarded love child of Fern Gully and David Lynch's Dune.  James Cameron has effortlessly out-stupided Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer in one go.  A bigger piece of shit than Armageddon and the American Godzilla combined.  The 21st century's answer to the Final Fantasy movie.
Visually stunning, of course.  But then, so would being beaten violently about the head with a brick garishly painted in day-glo colours by a blind autistic child, be.