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  Since we spoke last, I wrote a book.  It's several pages long.  You might recognize the cover art as a parody of the first book in The Hardy Boys series.  I have been told it looks like Harry Potter.  But it's me.  And I looked like that twenty years before Harry Potter was written.
  I also woke up this morning with a song in my head waiting for me to write it.  So I did.  It is here.